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As a bytecode tinkerer, I’d say considering NOP to be global knowledge is a slippery slope.

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Might want a sled and a ROPe to have a smooth descent

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Careful you aren’t thrown off by a retpoline

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Just yesterday I ran into some chucklehead here on Lemmy that had convinced themselves that the average person would interpret “crypto” to mean SSL rather than cryptocurrency.

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That’s ludicrous.

It obviously stands for cryptography in general, not just TLS.

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I feel attacked.

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I feel like I skipped right over this comment.

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It’s insane how close that handwriting is to randall’s, did he make multiple versions of this comic or was this written by a professional forger?

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For context, here’s the original comic:

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There’s an old joke about two mathematicians in a cafe. They’re arguing about whether ordinary people understand basic mathematics. The first mathematician says yes, of course they do! And the second disagrees.

The second mathematician goes to the toilet, and the first calls over their blonde waitress. He says to her, "in a minute my friend is going to come back from the toilet, and I’m going to ask you a question. I want you to reply, “one third x cubed.'”

“One ther desque,” she repeats.

“One third x cubed,” the mathematician tries again.

“One thir dek scubed.”

“That’ll do,” he says, and she heads off. The second mathematician returns from the toilet and the first lays him a challenge. “I’ll prove it. I’ll call over that blonde waitress and ask her a simple integration question, and see if she can answer.” The second mathematician agrees, and they call her over.

“My friend and I have a question,” the first mathematician asks the waitress. “Do you know what is the integral of x squared?”

“One thir dek scubed,” she answers and the second mathematician is impressed and concedes the point.

And as she walks away, the waitress calls over her shoulder,

“Plus a constant.”

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I would not consider integration to be basic maths, honestly. Basic maths is addition and multiplication, and maybe vector geometry.

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You probably wouldn’t consider x86 opcodes to be basic computer literacy either ;-)

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