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The unflattering angle and double chin really hit home.

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Usually don’t have that nice of a background myself

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On an unrelated note, check out this carrot I got at the supermarket

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Man, nsfw it. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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3 points

An iconic one

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classic

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54 points

But, look at that perspective shot; that thing is HUGE! You definitely want to sleep with me now right? Right??

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It has like 3 curves in it. What are you? Some kind of weird duck-human hybrid?

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18 points

What part of ribbed for her pleasure don’t you understand?!

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It’s called peyronie’s disease.

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Is that the one you get if you don’t pay Ronnie?

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Is there really any flattering angles for the male body though? Also, who wants to take pics of dudes trying to look sexy? Their male friends won’t. I know we have literal works of art showing nude male bodies, but the majority of men’s bodies are shit to look at and nobody wants to look at them. Women don’t even have to have ideal bodies and men will still be elated that they sent them nudes. Meanwhile, people would be more likely to pay me to not send them nudes, at best, but more likely they’d press charges.

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the majority of men’s bodies are shit to look at

Hard disagree. I think you’re probably just not attracted to dudes.

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You don’t need to be attracted to men to recognize them as not ugly. Plenty of straight women appreciate their form without attraction.

That being said, men often don’t take care of themselves so yeah a lot of them don’t try very much.

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I appreciate my form (sometimes) and I’m a guy. The roman’s did a lot of sexy guy bodies, I’d say the roman dudes bodies are sexier on average than the woman’s bodies.

I think any gender stuff like this naturally creates a lot of discomfort for people since attraction/sexuality is so base. If you really believe that a woman’s body is objectively more beautiful then I think that’d represent a gap in your logic. We’re just shapes.

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I have also been taught that by the mirror, and I’m pretty sure I’ve already let way too much go as it is.

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I’m trying, but without external validation, all that remains is the status quo.

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7 points

Go to a gay bar. Not even joking. Gay men are the single best thing for any man’s confidence. And sense of male self-worth.

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Patriarchy didn’t teach men that they’re disgusting, wtf

That’s like the opposite of the patriarchy

This is the shit feminists do that piss me off. Literally anything bad? Patriarchy. Literally anything good? Feminism. Even if it makes no goddamn sense.

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I consider the patriarchy to be the social power structure that enforces gender norms. What exactly do you consider the patriarchy to be?

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14 points

The timeless art of seduction

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As a licensed, dues paying gay, I quite like the male form. Even body types I’m not particularly attracted to can be very appealing, and I’ve rarely regretted getting a dick pic or body shot. The only nudes I’m not really fond of getting on Grindr are close up booty hole pics. Sometimes they can be hot, but mostly they’re not done well

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For the simple fact that humans have successfully reproduced I must assume women find men attractive, however since I am not a woman this is but an assumption, perhaps they are all psychopaths, cynically mating for the simple necessity of reproduction, I certainly know plenty of men who would agree with that statement however I find it far more plausible that in some form or another men must be viewed as attractive to the opposite sex.

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You don’t need to have a perfect body; lighting, indicating soft power through angles, and imagination are your friends. A lot of the best male nudes are the ones where the dick isn’t the focus(or even shown at all).

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A lot of the best male nudes are the ones where the dick isn’t the focus(or even shown at all).

Same with female nudes.

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I’m always a bit put off when she shows off her dick.

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yes, you just need an attraction to men first.

also, phones have a timer setting for a reason.

Or you can just take a video, and then pull out a frame if you really want to try hard.

Also also, there are literally people who you can pay for this shit.

Also also also, nude modelling for painting is a thing.

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