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I knew it(lemmy.world)

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adam_y@lemmy.world
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You wish.

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kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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Until this day, always when i open a terminal on my colleague’s Mac and fix his problem with mostly [ up,up,up -> Enter ] he keeps looking at me like i just took a dump in front of his house, for the rest of the day.

Edit: we have worked together for 20 years by now

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Nuerion@lemmy.world
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odium@programming.dev
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I have the opposite experience where I opened a terminal on a colleague’s Mac and fixed his env variables and he was mostly impressed.

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cheddar@programming.dev
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Could it be that you took a dump in front of his house before fixing his problem?

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SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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howrar@lemmy.ca
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[ up,up,up -> Enter ]

So if I understand this right, his terminal history consists entirely of commands you’ve run to fix his recurring problems.

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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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Nice profile picture!

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🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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“Alright then, I am a hacker.”

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thenextguy@lemmy.world
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Not a hacker. Just a very naughty boy. Now go away.

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HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
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I sorta miss this but I am far enough that I tend to only deal with IT people so im sorta insulated from this.

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stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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TBF, anyone who can open Terminal can probably hack the average Facebook Grandma.

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BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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“Can I have your bank details please?”

“Sure”

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