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I knew it(lemmy.world)

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cynar@lemmy.world
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I use Linux. Using apt to update everything looks so much cooler than windows updates. It’s also a lot more informative when there’s issues.

The fact that it makes me look like a Hollywood hacker, at least when I’ve been lazy and not updated for a while, is just a nice bonus.

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Senseless@feddit.org
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sudo apt install hollywood

Ü

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Samsy@lemmy.ml
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sudo apt install cmatrix. 😎

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grue@lemmy.world
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$ cmatrix | lolcat

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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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This is how your comment appears to me:

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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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LOL what? Why the downvote?

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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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Weird

Ö

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Senseless@feddit.org
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Huh, that’s strange.

Ü

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cynar@lemmy.world
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Fun, but I like being able to explain what I’m doing. Or at least start, before eyes glaze over and I come to a halt, wondering if I’m actually a lot deeper down this rabbit hole than I thought…

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stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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Well we know you can spell update so you’re already better than most windows users.

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kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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Until this day, always when i open a terminal on my colleague’s Mac and fix his problem with mostly [ up,up,up -> Enter ] he keeps looking at me like i just took a dump in front of his house, for the rest of the day.

Edit: we have worked together for 20 years by now

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cheddar@programming.dev
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Could it be that you took a dump in front of his house before fixing his problem?

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howrar@lemmy.ca
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[ up,up,up -> Enter ]

So if I understand this right, his terminal history consists entirely of commands you’ve run to fix his recurring problems.

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Nuerion@lemmy.world
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SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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Nice profile picture!

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odium@programming.dev
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I have the opposite experience where I opened a terminal on a colleague’s Mac and fixed his env variables and he was mostly impressed.

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ByteJunk@lemmy.world
26 points

…Lisan al Gaib.

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stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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TBF, anyone who can open Terminal can probably hack the average Facebook Grandma.

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BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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“Can I have your bank details please?”

“Sure”

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dudinax@programming.dev
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Way back in the 1000’s, I got detention for ctrl-breaking out of an autoexec.bat and looking around the hard drive. I also lost an internship.

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MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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Man isn’t that fun, getting punished by educators for outsmarting them?

“Kick em’ right in the future! That’ll teach ya ta have an inquiring mind around HERE!”

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