Review on Amazon: A banana for scale should be to scale https://a.co/d/aAZPaX4

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1 star review by user β€œTall Guys Wife” on Amazon of a rubber banana that has the words [for scale] on it.
Picture attached shows rubber banana is smaller than real banana.

Review text reads: β€œpurchased this 'banana for scale, but it’s way smaller than an average banana. People on social media demand if you’re showing something that you use an average banana for scale. I would never deceive anyone with this ridiculous substitute for an accurate measuring tool.”

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7 points

I feel like a.BIC pen is much better for scale

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But there’s a flaw. You’ve already lost it.

Maybe a different fairly popular but far less likely to be lost pen. How about Lamy Safari (Vista and Al-Star can be used too - same dimensions).

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2 points

I’m tired of how big bananas are now. Small bananas ftw

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40 points

Americans well use anything but the metric system, lol.

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9 points

I’m surprised more things aren’t measured in football pitches

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1 point

We talking real football or the one where you use your feet?

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56 points

We need to standardize banana.

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2 points

I agree. I say seven inches.

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9 points

We can make it exactly 3.5 Thumb lengths.

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10 points
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We need, Standard Fruit.

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9 points

Ja! Let’s create a DIN norm!

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6 points

DIN-B4N4N4

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13 points

How tall are you? 6 and a half bananas

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11 points

this is how the imperial system was invented

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