Review on Amazon: A banana for scale should be to scale https://a.co/d/aAZPaX4
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1 star review by user βTall Guys Wifeβ on Amazon of a rubber banana that has the words [for scale] on it.
Picture attached shows rubber banana is smaller than real banana.
Review text reads: βpurchased this 'banana for scale, but itβs way smaller than an average banana. People on social media demand if youβre showing something that you use an average banana for scale. I would never deceive anyone with this ridiculous substitute for an accurate measuring tool.β
Tbf, Iβd also be kinda pissed if I bought a meme banana and it wasnβt the size of a real banana. You had one jobβ¦
This one is marketed towards men
We need to standardize banana.
Americans well use anything but the metric system, lol.
SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.