If we don’t win this November, Guatemalan immigrants are gonna come for your birds. And they’re gonna set them on fire.

That whole thing was fucking amazing. I envy the composure to stay in character and on point the whole time. The attendees who kept laughing were the cherry on top.

That was exactly what I wanted to hear said at every town hall, city council meeting, tv interview. It’s that easy. Mr Masterson gives a master class in embarrassing stupid logic. Bravo!

Bird arson