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Imagining this painting coming to life and heading out to visit other paintings.

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The timeless art of seduction.

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Now the real question is

Is his shlong big enough to fill his hat, and if so, does he use a garden hose roller to keep it tidy when not in use?

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I mean that French headmistress seemed pretty happy

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That moment when you put the hat on your head, and it puts you in Hufflepuff, but then you put it on your dick and it puts you into Slytherin

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Hey alright

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