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Imagining this painting coming to life and heading out to visit other paintings.

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Now the real question is

Is his shlong big enough to fill his hat, and if so, does he use a garden hose roller to keep it tidy when not in use?

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I mean that French headmistress seemed pretty happy

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The timeless art of seduction.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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14 points

stop typing you’re blocking the view thx

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23 points

Jesus, why

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