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Well, the evening began at the Gentlemen’s Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

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Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the F.B.I.

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We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard. Happy?

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Is this a bust?

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Just want to ask you a couple questions: lube or no lube? take your time.

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I’m flattered, but I don’t go in for these backdoor shenanigans.

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Maybe even a little curious??

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A raid? Curly?

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I know that’s what I would have seen on psychic paper - and absolutely wouldn’t question it.

Actually, every ID should include a sexy nude of that person, like this one:

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Alright, they’re onto us, get 'em back to Seaworld!

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I just think they’re neat!

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