2 points
I would be stabbing myself in the feet and legs all the time with those.
1 point
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3 points
… for pretzels.
2 points
Hmm, Punk Crocs…
2 points
They flipped those bad mamma jammas into combat mode
10 points
The chains to the shoes is a smart idea. Keeps them from getting lost in the mosh pit
6 points