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Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan

Edit: it was truly just a guess

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I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).

Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.

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That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.

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I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.

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It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.

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This is the only answer that makes sense.

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Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!

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Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!

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Beat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I’m sure it confused people here in Minnesota.

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beat meat to it

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Don’t mind if I do

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Actually love this stuff

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Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax

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