Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.
This not the joke, the joke is that the snail put a 60 minute timer and is still in a hurry to escape because of how slow it is.
How are you gonna murder one joke by explaining it, while trying to murder a second joke?
Lol i thought the joke is the kid sadistically put a 60min bomb and the snail is hurrying away. Whichever it is, kids is dang funny sometime
My only issue with this is that it’s been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it’s not shit at all.
That’s hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao
that’s because it probably wasn’t drawn by a fifth grader and this is another made up “my son did X in fifth grade” story
I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.
“Mama, when does Papa comes back?”, “sorry, that loser left is weeks ago”, “ey… I can still hear you!”
That’s really, really great!
