156 points

And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!

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107 points

It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.

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79 points

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

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22 points

We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.

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5 points

In 10 yearls you’ll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.

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8 points

You won’t even need to heat the noodles up; they’re ready to eat right from the pouch.

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3 points

“Ham Noodle” just sounds wrong

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1 point

I… kinda wanna try it

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My Teammates:

“Wtf is that sound?!”

“Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again…”

Me: munches on oats

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60 points

🐴?

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30 points

A horse is a 🐴, of course. Unless it was Mr. Ed.

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17 points

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse, of course, That is, of course, unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source and ask the horse, He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed!

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Peanut butter in the gamer muzzle won’t make me talk tho.

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5 points

who needs asmr when you can call kolanaki

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4 points

Man, I hadn’t ever noticed the “i” in your name. That changes things

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Does the ℹ️ emoji not work for some people or is the i in that box just hard to read? 🤔 You’re not the first to think my name was just “Kolanak.”

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3 points

It is readable and it shows for me correctly. I just didn’t pay attention to it and thought it’s like an information icon that’s not specifically part of your name

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1 point

In my client, it just looks a bit plain.

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106 points
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3 points

😔

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2 points

Pun always intended

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13 points

for valorant players

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11 points

conservative Americans be like

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50 points

Im not gonna fuckin lie, I looked into buying one of these FOR WEEKS cus of my college dorm.

250 something dollars. Im good.

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7 points

That is way too expensive for a product like this, that also might not work for its intended use (if their nose isn’t fully covered like in the picture, I’d expect the screaming to leak out quite a bit. Might’ve worked for my idea of using it for call privacy (speaking softly) but still that’s way too much for something that’ll probably only be useful for that niche use-case.

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4 points

250 is ridiculous, just buy a lavalier mic and put a face mask on at that point

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4 points

A regular facemask won’t dampen sound much though.

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4 points

Stuff 3 socks in mouth first.

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1 point

This, Im impulsive as shit, so just “Shutting up” aint gonna work like that sadly. The only other option is soundproofing the shit outta my room.

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43 points

Looks sweaty in there. I cant imagine the smell after a few weeks

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28 points

This mask smells like poor oral hygiene

Yummy!

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8 points

It’s precoated in BO so you can be ready for any competition environment

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4 points

BO is Blasphemy Oil, right? must be an interesting smell

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