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Oh he’s screwed. She’s going to sentence him to be hung hanged, drawn, and quartered for trying to kill her lord and savior.

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Alternatively… she’s so fucking incompetent that he gets off without a sentence because she fucks up procedure that thoroughly.

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Guess time will tell.

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Assuming he has a competent lawyer. Very possible she sucks and so does his lawyer.

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This is my bet.

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I reckon this is what will happen, but it’ll be intentionally done

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Probably a more likely scenario.

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Hanged. Hung is the past tense for an object being suspended. Hanged is the past tense for when you refer to someone being killed by hanging.

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People have always said I’m well hanged.

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Maybe they did mean hung, drawn and quartered.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hung

In that case, I’d rather be hanged.

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That description might actually stick in my brain.

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Thank you for doing what I had to work hard to not do.

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His public defender

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Can you preside over a case when the target of the crime is a defendant in your court on another case?

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And when that person appointed her in the first place?

Ethically and impartially, no. But it’s going to happen anyway.

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It’s Florida and a Trump-appointed judge, so yes.

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Dan Levy is a gem

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Thank you for putting a name to a face. I’ve seen these gifs forever and never knew who they were.

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I highly recommend watching Schitt’s Creek. The first couple of episodes are a bit rough, but it quickly settles in to one of the best shows I’ve ever watched.

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You’re welcome! Do definitely check out Schitt’s Creek, it’s a brilliantly funny series.

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Yeah, assigned “randomly”

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