5 points

I feel so seen, my friends call me goblin all the time

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11 points

I do be Goblin’

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7 points

Goblin’ deez nuts

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16 points
uh oh you found me

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16 points

I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

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I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.

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4 points

But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…

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3 points

Sadly, no. I don’t think I’m qualified to be a goblin. More’s the pity.

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10 points

It’s important to keep your goblin friend happy. If they find something gross and no one else wants to look at it, then go take a look, marvel at how gross it is.

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3 points

Friend singular? My goblins come in hordes.

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