I feel so seen, my friends call me goblin all the time
I do be Goblin’
uh oh you found me
I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.
But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…
It’s important to keep your goblin friend happy. If they find something gross and no one else wants to look at it, then go take a look, marvel at how gross it is.