31 points
uh oh you found me
20 points
I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
1 point
I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.
5 points
But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…
3 points
13 points
I do be Goblin’
12 points
10 points
It’s important to keep your goblin friend happy. If they find something gross and no one else wants to look at it, then go take a look, marvel at how gross it is.
3 points
9 points
That’s just a bisexual
