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Has anyone let David Icke know about this?(lemmy.world)

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Asidonhopo@lemmy.world
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Well I’m convinced. Checkmate atheists!

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nifty@lemmy.world
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yfw a cashless society doesn’t have dollar bills to confirm

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HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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wait why is the lizardman hot

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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Because your standards are low

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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I don’t want to kink shame, but if that’s your idea of hotness, I wish you luck in finding love.

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HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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i’ve already found love on bad-dragon.com

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swim@slrpnk.net
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Dammit this whole post was an ad pack it up boys

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ccunning@lemmy.world
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Wow 🤯

Ancient pyramids confirmed 👍

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burgersc12@mander.xyz
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Oh shit, the alien reptilians built the pyramids to control us! Don’t trust money! Only trust Shrute Bucks, the most stable currency around!

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bstix@feddit.dk
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If you wipe your ass with a dollar bill, it will reveal the brown note.

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afox@lemmy.world
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I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar… Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn’t help I’m sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I’m so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I’m a shit american.

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bstix@feddit.dk
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What the thing with Swedish lutefish in Ukraine? I’ve seen several videos of soldiers attempting to eat surströmning as a dare.

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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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That’s not lutefisk, they’re different things. They’re both an acquired taste, but surströmming is the one that smells like rotting fish. Well, they both stink of rotting fish. But you know what I mean. Surströmming is the heavily-memed one that makes people projectile vomit as soon as the can is opened.

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tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de
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You okay, dude? It was an expensive wipe, but what’s the harm? I mean, it’s better than wiping with your socks…

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MrLLM@ani.social
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Stop making this kind of comments. This is the shit posting comm-u…

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