Never gonna happen because I’m white and look absolutely nothing like him, but I wouldn’t mind having Jam Hsiao play me. Don’t know if he’s done more than Green Door on Netflix, but I’d still absolutely enjoy it.

Though, if it was animated, I’d want kid me voiced by Cree Summer because she is my all time favorite voice actor/actress.

Depp , he’s about the only one that could pull it off.

Some lonely sad miserable and depressed actor

Jason Alexander

For the 5% of my adult life that I’ve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
(Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.)