15 points
read up on “transubstantiation” if you’re not familiar and want to know how absolutely fucking bonkers catholicism is, just like all religions
10 points
It’s even more bonkers that if you puke after communion, it un-tra substantiates and turns back into normal bread and wine. This is why we can never observe the magic.
6 points
11 points
tl;dr: Catholic canon says that the cracker and wine literally become the actual flesh and blood of Jesus when they are “consecrated” (whatever the hell that means).
8 points
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18 points
John: *eats bread with mayo*
Jesus: *blushes*
10 points
3 points
Ahh the title spoiled the punchline
25 points
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*pulls out guitar
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
5 points
*kicks me in the chest
And this is Sparta