BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become “big” went unfulfilled for the 4,000th day straight, confirmed sources who learned about this news against their will.
Dammit onion, you make it so hard to know what is real and what is not
I take any Onion article as truth until proven otherwise. So far it’s worked. Speaking of which, I recommend the article “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens”. Seems to be a regularly featured topic.
Why does this fucker always look like he’s dropping a deuce and about to cry about it?
For the longest time i have never even heard him talk. All i heard was people imitating him. And i have to say, they are all 100% spot on
Let’s say your wife’s p-word is dry. Let’s say, hypothetically, it’s like the Sahara. My wife, who is a doctor, has informed me this is natural for a p-word. Of we accept the professional opinion of my wife, who is a doctor, you will obviously come to the conclusion that a wet p-word is symptomatic of a venereal disease. Facts don’t care about your feelings.
What a fantastic marketing strategy - without having any idea what the product is, just hearing that it denied him would kinda make many people want to use it? :-P
It’s also a reference to a movie for the olds. Big with Tom Hanks. Lots references to it in popular media I’m sure. Evidently Tom Hanks also did a joke about it on a Colbert show(forgot which).
Yes! I’ve seen it, though I did not recall at first the name “Zoltar”, so I definitely had to look it up, and was kinda dancing around that part b/c as you say it’s been… a minute since that movie came out and nothing prior to about 2010 should exist some people may not know about it these days:-).
But you are so friendly to kindly offer that info to make certain - thanks:-).
