66 points

Guys Kamala is 60 and a career politician. I don’t think this is a given.

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She was also a lawyer early on in her career. I’m sure as an office gopher she handle plenty a PDF, printing, copying faxing and DOCX.

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How old are you?

Kamala Harris was already middle aged when the DOCX standard was released or the workflow of converting a word to pdf became common. All of that stuff really didn’t hit mainstream until the Obama administration. It would have probably even been longer for a legal office to adopt it.

I think it’s safe to say she knows how to use Microsoft Word (or something like Lotus Notes), print a document, and even scan something to a pdf. I bet you could also teach her how to use ether “print to PDF” function fairly quickly. However if you just plop her in front of a computer and tell her to go at it I think the most likely result is Kamala swearing at the ribbon interface…

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Early on in her career was before pdfs were a thing.

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42 points

My HR manager is also 60 and routinely publishes the company newsletter as a .docx.

Nothing is a given in this life.

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9 points

Also the new intern might not be able to do this either. There’s a surprisingly narrow age range where this skill set is expected

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5 points

Yeah but the career politician part means that she hasn’t had a job since McDonald’s that didn’t come with at least half a dozen underpaid assistants, so it’s a fair assumption.

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and routinely publishes the company newsletter as a .docx.

This is good or bad?

Using an easily editable format seems good. Microsoft though

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A) Why would a newsletter need to be editable?

B) The vast majority of our staff access the newsletter via their phones, and will not care to install an app just so they can read it.

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38 points

Man, I never expected the Onion to be optimistic.

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13 points

But she is so young. If you consider 60 to be young

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62 points

We’re fast approaching that golden age where every president comes standard with PDF creation skills.

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2 points

A generation or two ahead and it’ll be hard for presidents to operate the holographic interface/brain interface and find typical functions.

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17 points

I dunno, mobile devices aren’t “computers”, and Gen-X gets ignored so hard it’ll likely be skipped right over, and we’ll jump immediately into Idiocracy (it’s what plants crave).

Although I bet Pete Buttigieg knows how:-).

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Harris’ birthdate is October 20th 1964, she’s pretty much Gen X, having had to deal with the 80s crap as a teenager/young adult, hell, 1965 is the first year for Gen X

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Douglas Copeland originally defined Gen X as starting ~1960. That tracks with Gen Jones - 1960-1964 - a boomer subset that had a very different experience from that of classic boomers. I have seen Obama described as a Gen X-er and he’s older than I am.

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5 points

Usually the cusp of Gen-X is 1965, so even she is Boomer/Gen-X

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14 points

Not with their average ages creeping up. It’s the same generation of of people over and over.

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3 points

they gotta dtop being 80 for that tho otherwise it’ll take another 20 years or so

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31 points

Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt

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For sure Obama could convert a Word doc no problem. Hell, Cheney Bush Jr. probably could’ve as well.

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With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)

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He does not, in fact, look like some kinda fuckin’ nerd.

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To be fair, Teddy only managed to convert to PDF by sheer gumption. No matter how many clippies he faced, he never gave up, never crashed his Word, and always disabled OneDrive before anything else.

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But will she enable the option to create bookmarks from word headings? Surely no one ready for that.

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