cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.
Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this
That’s 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes
I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.
Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there’s nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch
It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of “Bean on toast”
I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.
You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like