75 points
Smeowg
37 points
38 points
I mean, if I were the DM there is a non-zero chance that the cat is in fact a dragon.
Better keep making offerings. Including that fresh fish you just caught.
(Also, there’s a non-zero chance it’s just a cat who is now a familiar. Because you fed it. And it’s going to loot all your fish and steak and stuff.)
24 points
I guess you could say she’s a…fat cat.
7 points
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“I’m the cash maaaan!” 🎵🎶
For those in Toronto.
23 points
Perhaps it’s the traces of cocaine left over on those bills?