75 points
Smeowg
37 points
38 points
I mean, if I were the DM there is a non-zero chance that the cat is in fact a dragon.
Better keep making offerings. Including that fresh fish you just caught.
(Also, there’s a non-zero chance it’s just a cat who is now a familiar. Because you fed it. And it’s going to loot all your fish and steak and stuff.)
23 points
Perhaps it’s the traces of cocaine left over on those bills?
24 points
I guess you could say she’s a…fat cat.
6 points
She’s adorable!
And I want to know what she’s saving up to buy.