Image Description:

Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.

Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.

Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl’s armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo

Text accoppaninn link:

Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials

Message was sent 11:59/AM

Reply from screenshotter: “that tweet?” There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.

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I would say “what a good day to be blind”, yet you added the text transcription.

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Maybe the internet striving for better accessibility was a mistake. Ignorance is bliss.

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hehehe

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The description is the best part for me. It’s got me thoroughly scratching my head wondering if OP is some AI, but they’re here in the comments with us and clearly not.

Bout to dive into some Oreos though myself.

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The blind text transcriptions are becoming a second layer of meta-meme within the meme itself

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I would literally cum in the aisle. Right in my fucking pants

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37 points

You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: “Oh, we love it!..”

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21 points

I am sexually attracted to Oreos

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Everything Adam Sandler Andy Samberg does besides Brookyln 99 feels like running into your teacher at the grocery store, for me.

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Right click —> save as

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Don’t tell OOP or were going to get another cursed flavor.

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2 points

Salmon and Chook Oreos

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How do think the white stuff in Oreo is made?

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50 points

Here’s a version that doesn’t have potato quality

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Lame

edit /s

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Mine?

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Yes bro, yours. Devilish666 asked for yours specifically, you gotta give a thought to what you just posted and go to sleep

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