231 points

It’s the classic Germany-France joke, but modified:

A German was on a trip to Poland.

He reached passport control and the officer asked:

“Name?”

“Hans Kleiner”

“Age?”

“31”

“Occupation?”

“No no, just visiting”

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A young man was carrying a long stick around Warsaw and someone asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?”

The man replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”

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7 points

That took me way longer to get than it should have.

Then I laughed a couple times. Thanks for chuckle homie.

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52 points

Donald Tusk sounds like a conglomeration of Donald Trump and Elon Musk

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A Port-Man-Don’t

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Considering we had both politicians on the news at roughly the same time it got confusing lol

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Wasn’t he a character in House of Cards? Before we found out about Kevin Spacey’s shady shit?

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Raymond Tusk. Shady business guy.

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𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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I’m sorry, I don’t speak gothic

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6 points

Es ist tatsächlich Fraktur, nicht Gothic

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9 points

Aber… aber, ich kann gar nichts Deutsch!

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Nicht schlimm, wir auch nicht

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Schade

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5 points

Marmalade

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3 points

oh no

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Oh ja >:)

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89 points

Man why can’t the rest of the world get on this level. The fact that he appeared on TV without a tie would get him mocked in the US because ties make you important or something?

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36 points

Justice for Brobama’s tan suit 😔🤟

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32 points

Funniest thing about that “controversy” is that Obama was wearing a suit almost identical to one worn by President Reagan. So unpresidential!

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But he did it while black. Important detail for conservatives.

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9 points

Seems like Obamas suit had less wrinkles too

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159 points

As a German, fair enough.

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Honestly, I’m happy we can send them help :3 🇩🇪♥️🇵🇱

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"It’s all okay we will just stay there after helping because of lower rents and do some gentrification etc. "

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Especially now that the border is being closed/controlled again.

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