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Something tells me she’s not a real doctor.

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Well damn, I didn’t notice the first time.

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I once got an online rectal exam from a Dr. Pepper and he turned out to be fake. I no longer use doctors on twitter

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so no twitter doctors anymore and just sticking with Dr. Pepper now?

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she starts and ends with doctor, she’s a double doctor if you will

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I am

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3 points

Well you’re a nerd!

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:(

YOUR GETTIN MUGGED KID!

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206 points

Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

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Akhem’s blazer

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16 points

Alzheimer’s laser

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7 points

Oppenheimer’s phaser

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148 points

Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

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190 points

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I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.

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I know fascism. I know Trump.

And, after enough time, I’ve come to know Harris enough to trust her. And I’m ready to turn the page.

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The real post is always in the comments

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Yes, that’s point. If you’re not into being eaten then you’re thé weird one.

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24 points

I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!

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13 points

Did that work?

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9 points

Exactly as well as expected… (It did not.)

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215 points

That is a rough looking 40.

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40 on each leg

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57 points

Damn, 120 years in total

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31 points

doesn’t look a day over 69

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8 points

A tripod huh?

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2 points

The Sphinx would be proud.

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26 points

That’s the Fart Monster 2k.

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10 points

He’s been telling that story for years

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That’s because the teenager who actually runs that account has no idea what 40 looks like.

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I don’t follow any of them yet they still flood my instagram „search“ tab.

Not that I complain.

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Do you get constant targeted ads for devices to keep leaves out of your gutters? All I seem to get are those, belts and fat men t-shirt ads.

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6 points

The algorithm is working as intended!

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I have no gutters and I’m a skinny dude with no ass. Better targeted ads would be roof rakes, pants with a <30 waist and suspenders.

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Yes belly old man T-shirts are the worst as I’m working hard on NOT having a belly and this like like saying „fuck you you gonna get it regardless, that’s what algorithm already knows“

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I’m 50 and get posts from OnlyFans accounts and advertising for kegels exercises, mixed in with woodworking videos. I blame all the other men out there. No wonder I don’t use social media much anymore. I just want to see my friend’s and family’s pics/vids.

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