So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they’re very good at it.

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Q: But how does an elephant get in a cherry tree?

A: It sits on a cherry seed and waits…

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How does an elephant get down off a cherry tree?

It sits on a cherry and waits

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This doesn’t work. The elephant is still in the fridge.

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I thought it was taken out so we could fit the giraffe in there.

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You’re right, my bad. Carry on! (:

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What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

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Back when the internet was good.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

To put out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To put out flaming ducks

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