Anyone that likes schooners are wankers.
Look I’ll accept 500ml in Europe as it’s metric and metric and better. (Also sometimes you can get 1l)
But a pint is just right. Fuck everything else. I want a pint and I’m willing to riot about it. Fuck you, you cunts. It’s been pints since time immemorial and as a good fucking Brit I’ll kick off about this. If we give up on pints might as well just sink the whole fucking country, I’m not going to be the generation that fucks up the future for the future generations.
slashing the size of pints boost sales in an unexpected way
Oh is it unexpected is it? Unexpected that selling people less quantity per unit would increase sales as people would probably still want the same quantity?
This is weirdly pro business from the mirror
The unexpected way is that while it decreased sales of beer it increased sales of wine.
Well that’s illegal, and I can literally point to the letter of the law:
Some goods must be sold in fixed sizes known as ‘specified quantities’.
Draught beer and cider: Third, half, two-thirds of a pint and multiples of half a pint
They were serving 2/3, so it’s fully legal. Also they’re actually urging the govt to reduce sizes, not the pub owners directly.
Granted, it would be nice if we had had more than a screenshot to go off on
Surely a fine publication such as the Mirror wouldn’t publish a misleading headline?
Oh come on now, next you’re going to tell me Daily Star is not a shining beacon of journalistic integrity!
Two thirds of a pint please, so that’s two thirds of the cost of a pint yeah? So cheaper right? Right???
Imagine the sales if it came in shot glasses. I am very smart.
