137 points

In case you weren’t aware of JPMorgan Chase’s history and their involvement in making World History.

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JPMorgan out of all banks posting that, Jesus

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When I get bored with how long it takes to scroll through all of their fucking fraud at the speed of however fast my screen goes, that shit needs dismantled.

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1 point

They’re kids compared to what HSBC did and still doing.

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114 points

Wait, did Chase actually say that? I thought it was a parody. Holy shit.

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I’m reading (well, listening) to a book called “Trust me, I’m Lying” about the modern news cycle, and how lies and intentional outrage at lower levels (blogs and social media) get funneled up to traditional-media, and how that is driven by people like the author.

I wouldn’t be surprised if causing outrage and later deleting the tweet and following up with a half-hearted non-apology was the intent all along.

Really great book, IMO. Same guy (Ryan Holiday) had a book about the conspiracy behind the Hulk Hogan sex tape (“Conspiracy”) that was also real good.

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-18 points

So yes or no?

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82 points

You can click on a snopes link.

Tap for spoiler

But yes.

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30 points

Yes friend. They totally went down that road.

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22 points

Yes

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9 points

I……dont believe it. Theres no way, right?

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Check my comment below.

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2019, back in #avocadotoast days. When apparently we wasted our money on extravagances like “not the cheapest fruit/vegetables”. Which wasn’t even the case. We literally didn’t even do that, we 100% had to eat the cheapest fruit/vegetable, if we were lucky enough that any fruit or vegetable met our budget. They were so out of touch that even their attempt to find a minor extravangance they thought we could afford to waste money on but shouldn’t, was inaccessible.

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55 points

What’s bizarre about the avocado toast thing is avocados were 2-4/$1 or a whole whopping $.79 ea then.

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Not that it makes it a better argument, but the meme was that millennials were going out to restaurants for an 11$ latte and 15$ avocado toast instead of staying home for breakfast. The whole point, to them, was that coffee and avocado toast had some of the cheapest ingredients you could ever ask for.

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11 points

I severely doubt a lot of the dumbass boomers thought it through well enough to claim that.

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4 points

11$ latte and 15$ avocado toast instead of staying home for breakfast

If you are struggling for money then doing that sort of shit regularly does sound dumb

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It was an Australian Senator that said that in a comment about housing affordability for young people, about them being able to afford a deposit if they weren’t so frivolous with money.

Ironically, totting that up, and assuming that they buy that every day ceaselessly, and that the cafe never closes, it’s only 10 grand, and Australian housing prices are high enough that in most places, that’s not even enough for a 5% deposit for a $500,000 home. You would only be half-way there.

You’d still not be able to afford the mortgage, even after buying said home.

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When I entered my 40s, I decided to switch from Gala to Honey Crisp apples.

Not because I have more money, but because I realized if I don’t get the apples I want, a part of me goes out and eats two medium dominos pizzas in a single setting as an act of rebellion.

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91 points

So follow my logic here, as it’s rather complicated. If I eat the food in the fridge, there will be no more food in the fridge.

Anyway been poor has nothing to do with me spending money and everything to do with me not getting enough money. Rich people spend much more money than I do and yet they’re fine, so clearly the spending of the money isn’t actually the problem.

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Rich people spend much more money than I do and yet they’re fine, so clearly the spending of the money isn’t actually the problem.

I’m going to go ahead and appropriate that for liberal use. “Used liberally”, that is, not “used for Liberal politics”.

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79 points

eat the food that’s already in the fridge

That is such a perfect crystalline out-of-touch rich-person take that it has to be a bait. Right? …Right?

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6 points

Don’t your servants fill your fridge with tasty home cooked meals that never run out???

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6 points

No I moved out when I was 17.

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1 point

No, Mary Poppins does!

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