There’s a scalie somewhere who is very happy right now, probably

Damn someone beat me to it

Does that dragon start hoarding wealth?

I’ve just accidentally burnt my boss to ashes. I then scratched my smartphone while I was writing this. Bloody fire breath and claws. I can’t even get through the door because my wings are in the way. And how am I supposed to pay tax on this huge gold hoard? Damn you, random internet people!