2 points
Imagine a Trump Dragon 🤯🥶
4 points
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3 points
Damn someone beat me to it
7 points
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I’ve just accidentally burnt my boss to ashes. I then scratched my smartphone while I was writing this. Bloody fire breath and claws. I can’t even get through the door because my wings are in the way. And how am I supposed to pay tax on this huge gold hoard? Damn you, random internet people!
3 points
Big money! Big money! Big money!
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Shit, still human
