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Haha straights dumb haha

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124 points

POV: Every triangle is a love triangle if you really love triangles

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40 points

Youre using POV in the wrongest way to hang a lantern on it and Im here for it.

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18 points

POV: I’m doing my part

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15 points

If you really love triangles, it becomes a new sexual orientation.

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7 points

Oh, is that what the T stands for.

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2 points

Wait, I thought that’s for tiramisu? How else do you spell tiramisu? Is this one of the UK vs US things?

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52 points

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5 points

This but unironically /s

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82 points

Accute Love Triangle: Two people who are boning, but they wistfully pine for a third person from afar.

Obtuse Love Triangle: Two people pinning for the same third, when they’d be better off hooking up with each other.

Equilateral Love Triangle: When there is no age-gap discourse in the polycule.

Right Love Triangle: When the odd-couple finds the perfect person to square them off.

Stereographically Projected Love Triangle: A romantic Isekai

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38 points

Non-euclidean love triangle: Both people who are currently together wish they were with the same third person who lives too far away for a relationship to work.

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1 point

The fastest way do get from A to B is not a straight line but to bone C.

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5 points

…which instance is accidentalpolyamory on

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31 points

Hmm, you could have a Mulan situation with one of the pairings 🤔

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12 points

Where the dude is into effiminate guys, or …?

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33 points

The dude went to a drag queen show without understanding what the whole concept was

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8 points

Gotcha. That accounts for one pairing. What about the other two? You’d need at least a double mulan situation in order to have a chance at an actually straight love triangle.

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2 points

Kind of like a reverse Birdcage?

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