Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

30 points

The right half looks like something the Dutch would eat.

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wdym "would?"that’s literally breakfast.

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5 points

I thought it was only on toast, not pizza.

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11 points

bread is bread

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4 points

Chicken? That’s basically health food.

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2 points

Chicken roast for the soul. Damn right!

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14 points

Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨

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19 points

That’s a whole green olive… But still.

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The countable pixels and questionable color accuracy of the image mean that could definitely be a white grape. Which I would infinitely prefer over a whole green olive. I would eat the grape, even though it’s weird on pizza. I’d take that olive right off, or maybe eat around it.

Gotta draw the line somewhere.

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3 points

What if they are pineapples?

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Well, I’m sure it’s not a Brazilian pizza because the chicken would be cut in small pieces here… And there is way too little tomato and olives.

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130 points

Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.

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27 points

Once they cross the border, they’re Minnesotan, it’s okay

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Where can you buy Canadian Smarties in Minnesota? And do they sell all dressed chips too? Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.

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Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.

Aldi periodically stocks them as an Aldi Find. Probably the closest thing readily available in the US is Zapp’s Voodoo - it’s not the same, but it scratches the same sort of itch.

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11 points

Immigrants? My god

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8 points

Hide the cats!

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37 points

And the chicken isn’t even fried. What a joke.

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3 points

No it’s okay - they got that rotisserie from the gas station.

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2 points

mom can we get diesel chicken

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Why the fuck is there a lone grape?!

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