82 points
Why are you worried about that parachute? It has a lifetime guarantee.
19 points
8 points
Anti-dragon cream. Personal guarantee: if you’re incinerated you get your money back, no quibble.’ 'What you’re saying,’ said Vimes slowly, 'if I understand the wording correctly, is that if I am baked alive by the dragon you’ll return the money?’ 'Upon personal application,’ said Cut-Me-Own-Throat.
4 points
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10 points
5 points
18 points
Parachutes also haven’t been scientifically proven to work. They’ve never been double blind tested.
2 points
Ghost-Repellant. Prevents the viewing and interaction with ghosts.
All reviews 5-star. Sell this product for easy money XD.
3 points
1 point
The Doctor stole my grandma’s wig.
