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It's not fair.(lemmy.world)

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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That’s how chewing gum has been marketed for as long as I can remember. Specifically Dentine.

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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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i really wish they made those chewing sticks for humans, chewing on a rubbery stick sounds amazing to my autistic mind

like that would instantly take me from middling tooth health to best teeth in the game, i’d be chewing those shits day in day out to the point that the dentist has to tell me to cut it down, not to mention how great it would be for jaw strength!

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sean_lemmy@sh.itjust.works
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They actually do make those for people with sensory needs. They look like Lego’s and are on a lanyard

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Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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That’s why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.

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penquin@lemm.ee
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That’s why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.

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b0gl@sh.itjust.works
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You gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It’s delicious

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