Source: Chris Hallbeck https://bsky.app/profile/chrishallbeck.bsky.social/post/3l45pexryfw2p
Also people who touch monitors.
And people who push the glass part of a door.
…fight to the death
I had a friend who did that.
Had.
I’ve only had glasses for a few years now, but I don’t think I have ever asked anyone to pass them to me
I’ve asked my kids to fetch my glasses for me a few times… They know not to handle the lenses…
IMO, the weird part is taking your glasses off in the first place, especially when you apparently need them for desk work. It’s not like they’re coming in from outside or were taking a shower, they were clearly already sitting at the desk in working position.
Maybe they were putting their hair up? Or taking a sweatshirt off? Or they were headbanging really hard. Or they’re not bifocals and are nearsided?
You’re totally right. I’m just being difficult.
You should try riding around in a mystery van and unmasking cartoon villains more often.
All the Scooby-snacks you can eat, but you have to wrestle a Great Dane to get them.
I hate when people ask me to pass them their glasses. They’re putting the responsibility of not smudging their glasses on me. Sure I can do it, but there is always that small possibility of failure.
If the glasses are folded up there is that moment of trying to decide how to grab the glasses. Do I grab them by the bridge bit that sits on their nose, or by the bits that hook over the ears? Surely it’s too risky to grab by the frame around the glasses… if they exist.
I hate it when people ask me to pass them the salt. They’re putting the responsibility of not spilling it on me. Sure I can do it, but there is always that small possibility of failure.
If it hasn’t been used yet there is that moment of trying to decide how to grab the shaker. Do I grab it by the cap or by the sides? Surely it’s too risky to grab the cap… If it’s not screwed on correctly.
Shure it sounds trivial but the difference is that everybody normally handles salt and is therefore familiar with it, but not every person handles glasses, I myself could not tell you the last time I picked some up.
IDK where the hell you’re from but I know at least three times as many people with glasses as without. There’s no excuse.
I usually pick them up by the handles, while locking my fingers against the bridge, so that I can’t slip against the glas.
The things that rest over the ears. Are they actually called arms or something?