58 points

God damn, imagine beating your own meat that into it. I dont think I’ve ever been gruntin’ and shit while jorkin’

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Try adding butt play into things. Seriously. Takes it to a whole new level.

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100%, discovering butt stuffing was a life changing moment for me. Though be very aware sex toy materials in the US aren’t regulated, it’s perfectly legal to sell you a toy that will give you ass cancer. If it says for novelty use only or something similar, listen to it. Look for platinum cure or medical grade silicone, glass, or stainless steel. Avoid TPE and PVC at all costs. Lube wise, get xLube/kLube powder and make it yourself, WAY more cost effective than buying it already in liquid form and it won’t have any irritants, like glycol, which many water based lubes include that actually acts as a laxative when in your ass, making for a much less pleasant experience. If you’re looking for something longer lasting or for shower use, coconut oil is also good. Still pretty easy to clean up but is a lot more water resistant and doesn’t really dry out. It does stain a bit though, so keep that in mind.

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Look for platinum cure or medical grade silicone, glass, or stainless steel. Avoid TPE and PVC at all costs.

And shop online. Your local sex store worker likely doesn’t know very much about the individual products, and will tell you whatever you want to hear. Any product listing on a website will absolutely divulge every secret there is to know about it, and beg me for the privilege of my purchase. If you absolutely want to buy in person, go after you’ve looked up the product online.

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doing that does get me suppressing moans

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It’s crazy to me that some men haven’t shoved things in their ass. Like half of male sexual pleasure is up your butt.

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6 points

Tried it. Felt like shit.

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in-class bathroom that you can hear through from the regular classroom…? wtf?

is this a regular occurrence in burgerland?

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The Classroom bathroom introduced in most american public schools was modeled after the prisoncell bathroom due to the lack of privacy and low cost.

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Wait, this is actually a thing?

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I’ve only seen them in elementary school classes where students tend to stay in the same class most of the day. But in middle and highschools there is usually a more traditional multi stall bathroom shared with multiple classrooms.

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Not in any school I’ve been to.

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In the school district i work in, elementary schools have bathrooms in the kindergarten rooms, never seen one in a high school though

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2 points

Wasn’t for me but that was 20 years ago

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41 points

Record girls to jackoff at school? What does that mean?

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“Record girls (at school) to jack off to (later)” i would guess. mega fucked

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Nah I think the OP was pretty clear there was only jorkin and no fuckin /s

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8 points

Bro is the goofiest gooner

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