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You know winters coming when the helicopters start flying south again.

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To lay their helicopter eggs

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Plane eggs are luggage I used to artificially inseminate them

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Ah, so that’s why my suitcase disappeared. It must have hatched

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Coming from someone who put their phone number in their username

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So… I called it. It’s a place called Redemption Service. They told me I could redeem my $100 gift card lol.

Their website is ridiculous.

Master the Legal/Law Matrix! Master the Debt/Money Matrix! America’s #1 and “ORIGINAL” UCC / Redemption, Secured Party Creditor, and Sovereignty Source for Liberty and Freedom

I don’t recommend giving them any traffic.

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9 points

Shut up greg

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See he jokes but the white house tour probably gets at least one weirdo on a daily basis

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On an hourly basis

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I get Greg.

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