A lawyer. A lawyer might be able to help. Probably not, but it’s better than asking Facebook.

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By “enforcing his 4th while on parole” he means “parolee is refusing a breath test while drunk driving on a suspended license”

Fuck that guy.

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If he wasn’t on parol, a good lawyer could get you off with a fine and a suspended license for a month or 2. Which sounds like a bad deal, but it’s better than a dui.

Iirc, my uncle knows a lawyer who says if you refused a breathalyzer and pay him 10k, he will get you off.

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No thanks, a little lotion and I can get myself off for free.

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You are missing out. Find a good goth muscle dommy mommy.

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Oh wow. It just keeps getting worse the further you read.

I suspect we won’t be seeing any more posts from this guy for quite a while.

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He never posted again…

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🤦🏻‍♂️ I didn’t even notice the date. Yeah, he’s still in jail.

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He’s traveling to the rec room everyday now.

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The world is so unfair. When a drunk driver can’t operate a vehicle unsafely without getting harassed, you know we’ve gotten away from the founders’ vision for this nation.

/s

Fuck this person.

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You mean when a free inebriated traveler can’t operates their conveyance freely without being detained

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You’re right! I’ll have to polish up my vocabulary.

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It occurs to me that this FB group might be self pruning negative feedback for their approach…. Nobody in jail gets to go get on FB and say “hey so that did not work team”.

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Beyond that, I’m sure it’s embarrassing as hell once they realize they were so thoroughly hoodwinked. No one wants to go back to the groups or boards or forums and say “it didn’t work”. They’re likely to get drowned out by the idiots trying to find any fault in their approach (did you thumbprint in red ink over your wet signature at a 45 angle?).

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