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I wouldn’t try calling Legolas and/or Gimli a man

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They’re both men, but neither of them are Men.

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Why? “Men” seems more apt and inclusive. Trans men can be rapists, too.

EDIT: I’m an idiot.

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It’s an elf and a dwarf. Not men.

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Yep, yeah, I don’t know how I missed that. Preeeeeetty embarrassing. Definitely the kind of thing that would keep me up at night if it had happened IRL.

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I guess you could go with Aragorn, Theoden and Faramir then

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Groan

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Lol I appreciated your edit

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Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.

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Angry Merry noises

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9 points

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Plot twist: you’re an orc.

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Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.

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Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room. Being captured isn’t safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.

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Unless you’re trapped with Goku or Saitama, then it’s reverse uno card.

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I’d feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov

(potentially local joke, idk if it’s actually known outside Russia)

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