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Normal day in America.

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Aren’t we done with this meme?

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I really like how you have to wait until part 4 to get any historical context.

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Parents killing reaping their zombie children was a favorite one of mine.

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You don’t kill zombies; a zombie is already dead. You wait for or reap zombies. (A zombie process is just a process table entry with its exit status; it goes away once the parent process has read that exit status.)

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Haha, yup, you’re right; had a brain fart.

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Have kids, kill your kids, check out cutlery, kill yourself, kill others, visit toilet. In this order.

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