25 points
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Parents killing reaping their zombie children was a favorite one of mine.
13 points
You don’t kill zombies; a zombie is already dead. You wait for or reap zombies. (A zombie process is just a process table entry with its exit status; it goes away once the parent process has read that exit status.)
7 points
24 points
I really like how you have to wait until part 4 to get any historical context.
6 points
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Have kids, kill your kids, check out cutlery, kill yourself, kill others, visit toilet. In this order.
5 points
Normal day in America.
2 points
Aren’t we done with this meme?