“Drinking a milkshake with a straw? Only a squishy lib would do such a thing.”
More about Strawgate: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/09/05/tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/
Then why did they cry so much about plastic straws going away?
Hey, leave Death Metal alone. The tough guys are in the Deathcore scene dancing in their hardcore pits.
Aren’t all the tough guys more like in the pits of gatekeeping hell, regardless of subgenre?
What, he hasn’t ever worn a tan suit?
If this is the best they can dig up against him, he must be a pretty awesome guy!
When did USA Today become so based?
Well, shit, my water bottle for the gym has a lid with a straw attached to it.
I’ve definitely seen some of the bigger dudes with the same type of bottle. Who wants to tell them?
