“Drinking a milkshake with a straw? Only a squishy lib would do such a thing.”
More about Strawgate: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/09/05/tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/
I had the read the article before it was clear this was satire because the line between that and reality doesn’t seem to exist anymore.
The little addition below the title made it clear it was satire. But unfortunately the title could have gone either way.
Alpha males don’t drink a milkshake with a straw, they give it their whole mouth, open up their throat and don’t forget to work the balls.
Would you say they’re grasping at straws now?
I could take all this wokeness up to here, but this was the straw that broke the camel’s back
Don’t bring death metal into this. Those bros are more likely listening to pop country
No, it’s accurate. They role play being hardcore when they’re at the gym. It’s when they get back in their truck their fantasy self image role play turns to good ol boy when the pop country comes on. Or sometimes 90’s country because, in their mind, all country after that is part of that change they hate so much.
Then when they get home, they role play being a big leader man all in charge as they boss around their little children and make them say “yes sir”
Not death metal, but… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddrFt1BHkUQ
Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.
