7 points
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With my dying breath, instead of writing down the name of my killer I pull myself into a position that makes my death seem much more mysterious.
“But how did the killer enter and leave? The room was locked from the inside and the single door is the only way in or out of the room!”
I’m just honored that I got a TV show.
3 points
Apollo Justice?
8 points
I mean, it is fucking boring.
17 points
Look at the bright side, you could’ve been a case that an influencer talks about while doing makeup with slangs making it sound like you two were besties.
WTF is up with the influencers talking while doing their makeup in a camera? Someone I know is always watching that stuff, and there seems to be an endless supply of those videos.
3 points