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Fucking magnets. Saved you a click.

(Magnetic clothing buttons have already been invented. Repeatedly. You can buy 20 for six bucks on Amazon.)

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Well you see, when two magnets love each other very much…

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They have very rough hatefucking sex with each other. The face slapping, throat grabbing kind.

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Baby clothing has had this for many years, and I believe male strippers use these to make their pants easy to remove and reassemble for repetitive stripping.

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Or just dudes who are lazy but also don’t wanna sleep in their pants! You don’t necessarily have to be a stripper to enjoy the many benefits of magnetic pants, is all I’m saying.

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“Get those magnets wet and boom, no more magnet.” -djt

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Hah, you clean your clothes. What a low socio economic peasant. I just throw them away when they get old. /s

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I burn mine after use, can’t risk those poors getting their hands on them.

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DJT actually knows a lot about how magnets work I’d say way more than most people, a lot of people actually. They all say so.

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Is that an actual quote?

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How is using magnets a “new button”?

Disabled folks who can’t fasten buttons have been using magnet closures for a while. This guy adds the ability to decorate it and that’s a new button? They had changeable button covers for fun in the ‘80s.

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“There wasn’t some arrogant ambition around disruption [of buttons],” Ive told the outlet. “It was a very gentle, humble exploration.”

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that can’t be real… oh no. wtaf!

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Congrats on inventing a $150 button, Jony.

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No AI??? And it’s considered a new invention? Meh!

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