88 points
Fake: Mustache
Gay: not his “type”
I’m onto you anon.
67 points
Anon didn’t get laid.
Story is probably true.
62 points
9.5/10
Not really my type
22 points
33 points
The real psychopathic behavior is drinking warm nesquick that had been sitting in his car for hours.
31 points
Didn’t get it
43 points
20 points