28 points

This is awesome! How long until we have invisibility potions?

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How much Doritos dust are you willing to inhale?

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Depends on the flavor.

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For invisibility? All the dust.

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Not invisible, transparent. As in you can see all the insides from the outside.

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Congrats, you now have mesothelioma.

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26 points

The spice must flow

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8 points

If you walk without rhythm
You won’t attract the worm

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This is the real reason why 4chan users are not seen in public

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About 2 party size bags in a day.

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69 points

How the fuck can anyone say science sucks

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Have you ever seen a vacuum chamber? Science does suck … and it’s fucking awesome at it. 🥁

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Erm technically that’s the air pushing not the vacuum sucking 🤓

  • Neil DeGrasse Tyson, probably
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He knows a thing or two about sucking!

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You can just put the quote without his name and people will understand who you are talking about.

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Doritos stock about to explode

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Because doing science sometimes DOES suck. I bang my head on my desk doing science sometimes, and I dislike it.

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Do different science. I felt like that for so long working on potentially unsolvable problems. Now I work on very difficult, but solvable problems that save lives.

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It’s called research. You search for something, can’t find it, so you try again; hence the prefix.

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Thanks I guess

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Remember where you are so you can tell your kids what you were doing before the “xtreme flavor blasted mousepocalypse”.

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I now suddenly want an idocracy game where you stop the xtreme flavor blasted mousepocalypse from happening

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Finally!

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“massaging tartrazine solution into hairless mouse skin over the course of a few minutes or using microneedling achieves “complete optical transparency in the red region of the visible spectrum”

I know it didn’t happen this way but I like to believe it was someone having their unwashed dorito fingers after lunch, decided to massage a mouse for several minutes, and figuring this out

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No that’s probably exactly what happened. Most discoveries happen serendipitously.

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Smoke some, eat snacks and try using real mouse with your laptop.

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Their name, Lennie.

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Come to think of it, I didn’t see any claims about no animals being harmed…

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It says pretty clearly it’s potentially non-toxic!

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Sounds like a masturbation injury if I’ve ever heard of one, the mouse is clearly a cover

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A scientist frantically looking for something to rub dorito dust on, before everyone else get into the lab the next morning.

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